Lyrics

Pulled into a scale house.
in the early morning dawn!
Eyes so heavy.
Couldn’t stop my endless yawn!
Trooper said boy.
you can't park here trucker
I just needed five minutes.
But he had to be a mutha fucker!
D.O.T in Texas.
you can kiss my ASS!
Told me to leave
I said "are you smokin Grass"
You can write your ticket.
you can even lock me up.
A trucker's life,
dealin with shit,
Sometime you’ve had enough!
Five minutes in,
I was nearly fast asleep
That badge-wearing trooper
is a well known creep
Woke me up from dreams
of cute bikini asses.
Instead he puts us truckers
out here tired
causin crashes
D.O.T in Texas.
you can kiss my ASS!
Told me to leave
I said "are you smokin Grass"
You can write your ticket.
you can even lock me up.
A trucker's life.
dealin with shit,
Sometime you’ve had enough!
Eleven hours driving,
all across this land!
I just need some sleep,
why is that hard for you to understand!
Had a mind to call him words,
that would sure put me in jail.
But my wallet told me
I didn't have enough for bail.
I hate,
I hate,
the Texas D O T!
That prick that morning
got the best of me.
Just Roll on
Roll on
If he comes after me,
That prick can get an
ass whoopin for free!!!!!
D.O.T in Texas.
you can kiss my ASS!
Told me to leave
I said "are you smokin Grass"
You can write your ticket.
you can even lock me up.
A trucker's life.
dealin with shit,
Sometime you’ve had enough!
(Fuck the TEXAS D.O.T.) (Never again get the BEST OF ME!!)
D.O.T in Texas.
you can kiss my ASS!
Told me to leave
I said "are you smokin Grass"
You can write your ticket.
you can even lock me up.
A trucker's life.
dealin with shit,
Sometime you’ve had enough!